What is the Essential Buckaroo in the Buckaroo Banzai
production documents?
The Essential Buckaroo: A Sampling of Readings
By DeWayne “BuckarooTrooper” Todd
(This article originally appeared as part of
In Medias Res:
The Buckaroo Banzai Production Binders By Sean Murphy, Dan
Berger, DeWayne Todd, and Steve Mattsson in the
August 2019 issue of the
World Watch One newsletter.)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai has a fascinating
element of realism to it. Often hard to describe, the film is
frequently referred to as a “docudrama”, portraying fictional
events in the context of the real world. The science, technology,
and political climate of the film makes it feel as if Buckaroo
Banzai and the Banzai Institute are only one small step removed
from our reality and the story is only an extension of the world
in which we live.
Within the assortment of documents that formed The Essential
Buckaroo is a collection of 145 pages of magazine articles,
newspaper clippings and book excerpts, taken from the “real world”
that create a contextual background for Buckaroo Banzai.
Compiled by “Mrs. Eunice Johnson: Archivist – Knight of the Blue
Shield,” this collection includes assorted “hand written” notes
from Buckaroo and other members of Team Banzai, as well as
highlighted sections to give insights into the connection between
realities. It is clear that the creative team of Richter and Rauch
were focused on bringing a sense of credibility to the events of
the movie and book. As American author, Robert E. Howard once
wrote to H.P. Lovecraft, “I like to have my background and setting
as accurate and realistic as I can.”
More than simply being a random stack of clippings about events,
perspectives, and news items that might have inspired the telling
of the story, these articles form a framework for
Across
the Eighth Dimension that makes the film believable.
By creating a detailed index and categorization of these
fifty-five separate clippings, the seemingly random and
disconnected readings can be broken into several distinct
categories (Character, Philosophy, Medical, Biology,
Science/Physics, Military/Political, Technology, Odd News, and For
What It's Worth), which sheds a fascinating insight to the
connection between the realm of Buckaroo Banzai and the real
world.
Character
- Singing Cowboys Ride the Comeback Trail
- Riders of the Range: Gene Autry—Book Chapter
- Where Have You Gone Captain Midnight?
- Why Chivalry Still Lives in the United States
There can be many influences on an individual like Buckaroo Banzai
and from the compiled items in the Essential Buckaroo, a couple of
specific influences are emphasized.
For example, Gene Autry is the subject of multiple clippings. Also
known as the Singing Cowboy, Autry made his film debut in the 1935
cross-over science-fiction, musical, western serial
The
Phantom Empire, which features an underground empire
with towering buildings, robots, ray-guns, advanced television,
and elevator tubes that extend miles beneath the surface of the
earth. The parallels between Buckaroo Banzai, who is also a
crooning cowboy in a science fiction tale are not hard to see.
Interestingly, Gene Autry is the only celebrity to have (5) Stars
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, each earned for a different talent
that he possessed (much like Buckaroo being a master of many
different fields).
It was also Gene Autry who drew up the “Ten Commandments of the
Cowboy,” a set of guidelines that stress core virtues like
truthfulness, patriotism, respect for women, and religious and
racial tolerance. These “Commandments” echo the core values of
Buckaroo and Team Banzai.
Another famous personality, that is highlighted in the readings is
radio and television star of the early fifties, Captain Midnight.
As the successor to Little Orphan Annie, Midnight led a “Secret
Society” with over 500,000 members. All it took was the top of a
jar of Ovaltine to be added to the roster and receive a special
“members only” ring. The “Secret Squadron” espoused core values
like helping one another, being loyal to your country, and obeying
your parents and was a clear parallel to the Blue Blaze
Irregulars. “Justice through strength and courage” was the
official motto of Captain Midnight’s followers and the same might
easily have been extended to Buckaroo’s own network of resources.
A handwritten note on the article declares, “Brought to my
attention by Junior Knight of the Blue Shield, Scooter Lindley.
Promote this boy? Shows great promise.”
A final clipping in this category takes a fascinating look at why
chivalry has disappeared from most of the world but still survives
in America through traditional heroes and role models like John
Wayne, Jack Kennedy, the Lone Ranger, and Superman. According to
the article which is taken from a book entitled The Return to
Camelot: Chivalry and the English Gentleman, the code of chivalry
emphasizes the importance of “Romantic love infrequently
consummated, protection of women and children, courage,
truthfulness, physical prowess, idealized sport, piety, loyalty,
selflessness and sacrifice.” These are certainly virtues that the
writer of the book (Mark Girouard) might have ascribed to Buckaroo
Banzai, had he read of Buckaroo’s high moral character and the
Five Stresses, Four Beauties and Three Loves.
Philosophy
- The Simplification of Life
- A Word About Craftsman Architecture
- Embracing All Human Powers—Advertisement
- Self-Hypnosis—Tapes for Weight, Smoking
Several articles in the area of philosophy emphasize the
importance of living a simple life that is focused on taking
pleasure in the quality of one’s workmanship. Two of extracts are
taken from books written in 1909 and 1912 by Gustov Stickley who
wrote about architectural design but emphasized the importance of
simplicity, sincerity and finding “beauty in daily life,” the
message behind Buckaroo’s iconic headband kanji.
The note, “How true,” is scrawled next to an extract from a book
written in 1887 by Edward Carpenter that focuses on what is
important and how trivial matters have so absorbed people’s minds
(in the late 1800’s mind you) that, “if a chariot of fire were
sent to fetch us, ten to one we should not see it.”
Also included in the readings is an advertisement for a series of
“training courses” by one Edmund Shaftsbury who wrote books on
developing personal magnetism and advanced mental exercises that
would aid improving self, mastering conflict, controlling others,
and practicing thought transference. The author wrote over a
hundred such books in the late 1800’s and into the 1920’s. This
advertisement has a handwritten note from Buckaroo stating, “Did
Shaftesbury know father? Ask the Professor.”
These philosophical perspectives of mental strength,
self-improvement, and simplicity echo the core tenants of
Buckaroo’s way of life.
Medical
- Inside the Brain: The Only Way to Learn Neurosurgery is to
Open People’s Skulls
- Amputees’ Device Being Developed
- New Lens for ‘Blind’ Tried Out by Doctors
- A Mouthful of Rock Isn’t Quite Her Taste in Music
- Ions Created by Winds May Prompt Changes in Emotional
States
- Electricity and Bone Healing
- The Body Electric
- Heart Arrhythmias (Or: Problems with the Ticking of Our
Ticker)
- Taste Buds...
- Ion Cloud—Advertisement
- The Medical Consequences of Nuclear War
Within the category of articles related to the medical field,
there are several discourses on the medical practice including a
detailed exploration into the life, philosophy and dark humor of
neurosurgeons for whom there are no “dry runs.” This article from
Esquire magazine parallels the brief glimpse we are given of
Buckaroo as neurosurgeon. The article states that “the human skull
was not designed for easy opening. It takes drills and saws and
simple force to breach it. Some doctors call this cabinet work.”
To give legitimacy to the notion of implanting an Eskimo boy with
a “computer chip” that is connected “to a subcutaneous microphone
which will permit the patient to transmit verbal instructions to
his own brain,”
(
Earl Mac Rauch, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (New York:
Pocket Books, 1984), page 21
) several articles cover
breakthrough medical technologies like an amputee that can control
an artificial leg through conscious and subconscious thought; a
new artificial lens to help the blind; and a woman who can pick up
radio waves with her teeth.
There are five separate clippings that discuss the impact of
electricity on the human body. The effects of electricity can
include emotional changes, expedited bone healing, heart wellbeing
and general improvements in mood and productivity of an
individual, all as a direct result of electrical stimulation or
ionization of the air in our environment. In these articles,
combined with an clipping on the difference between that a taste
bud senses and what the brain reads as the flavor of food gives a
reminder of the “mental brain washing” the Lectroids use to make
us see them as human.
Biology
- Dr. Hartman’s List of Lethal Foliage
- Green Beans That Grow 5-Feet Long and Weigh Up to 75
Pounds
Each!
One reading is simply a detailed listing of the “deadly plants”
that can be found in nature, along with the effects of eating them
is provided. Two plants are circled, Rhubarb and Yellow Jessamine
with Jessamine appearing in a subsequent story about a man who
died under mysterious circumstances. This listing provides some
context for the natural herbs and poisons that the infamous Hanoi
Xan is known to utilize.
An advertisement for an amazing green bean that grows up to 5-feet
long and weighs up to 75 pounds may be part of the solution to
world famine. Given that the food crisis is a topic that the
Banzai Institute is relentlessly seeking to find an answer to, it
is likely that this reading could be connected to the mysterious
watermelon experiments in the Banzai Lab.
Science/Physics
- Far Out Physics
- Physics’ Newest Frontier: Unified Theory
- The Case of the Missing Mass
- The Cosmic Code: Quantum Physics as the Language of
Nature
- Tornadoes, Williams Plaza Hotel and You
Multiple clippings from the world of physics focus on the emerging
and controversial issues like theoretical particle physics,
neutrinos, and a unified theory of the universe. While none of
these articles directly address the physics of Buckaroo Banzai,
there are many “Banzaiesque” concepts including descriptions for
possible designs for antigravity devices, faster than light
travel, time machines, and psionics.
A note from Perfect Tommy states, “Buckaroo – Let’s discuss.”,
directly adjacent to an article on “missing mass” that states,
“They (neutrinos) can pass through the entire earth as if it
weren’t there.” The idea of “moving through matter” is reinforced
by real world scientific concepts like this.
Another reading highlights a statement about the difficulty of
testing any grand unified theory of the universe, which would, in
the words of the author be like, “searching the eyes of Laura
Antonelli for flecks of retinal silver contributed by her genetic
ancestor, the lungfish.” This allusion elicits a handwritten note
saying, “Now wait a second….”
Military/Political
- Inside the Rescue Mission
- Army ‘Attacks’ Scout Bivouac by Mistake
- Downsizing Army to Buy 80 ‘Attack’ Buggies
- Capoeira, An Art...Maybe the Most Deadly Martial Art
- Falklands Raiders Said to be Elite British Unit
- U.S. Forces Ill Prepared, Joint Chief Says
- Your Next Leader is Behind You
- Senator Roger Jepson Quote
- Singing the Blues at J.P.L.
- Military’s Future in Space: A Matter of War or Peace
- The New Soviet Arms Buildup in Space
- Pressures are Increasing for Arms Race in Space
- Spacewar—Book Review
- Camouflage Shirt Jacket—Advertisement
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai does not cast the
U.S. government and military in a flattering light but the
portrayal is a product of its time as evidenced in multiple
articles from the readings. These articles highlight problems with
the U.S. military of the late ‘70’s and early ‘80’s. For example,
there is a lengthy interview and critique of what went wrong with
the failed attempt to rescue hostages at the Iranian embassy.
Additionally, there is an article about an inadvertent attack on a
Boy Scout Troop that was camping during military war games.
Articles focus on problems with military bureaucracy and the shift
from big military to smaller, mobile and highly specialized
soldiers that use technology like specialized ‘attack’ dune
buggies and advanced martial arts techniques.
The following quote from Senator Roger Jepson is handwritten on a
single sheet of paper, “We can spend billions annually on the most
modern and sophisticated weaponry, but in the final analysis it is
the infantryman, sailor, pilot and medic that will determine our
nation’s strength.” This vision of small group effectiveness is
echoed in another article on the Elite British soldiers that
performed an amazing raid during the Falklands War which might
parallel why small groups of individuals and small-scale strike
teams are more effective in Buckaroo Banzai than large scale
assaults (sorry Tommy).
Multiple articles emphasize growing concerns about the
weaponization of technology and research, including scientists
from the Jet Propulsion Lab that have seen a shift from space
exploration projects to development of weapons that could be used
in a space conflict. In the early eighties, the Reagan
administration had launched the Strategic Defense Initiative
(“SDI”) that envisioned killer satellites, orbital platforms and
precision lasers, fired from space in an attempt to “catch up”
with developments from the Soviet Union. These trends are echoed
in Buckaroo Banzai as the army pushes to buy or seize the jet car,
“in the name of national interest, of course.”
Technology
- Technologies of the ‘80s
- Machine Lets You Talk to the Dead
- Guide to Jargon of the Subculture of Hackers
- Joy of Hacking
An article removed from Business Week highlights the key
developing technologies for the ‘80’s, which include high
performance silicon chips; artificial intelligence; new building
materials at the ‘micro-science’ level; biotechnology that
includes genetically modified plants and livestock; and new
technology to find underground natural resources without drilling.
As with other overview clippings, this article is filled with
technological buzzwords that integrate well into the jargon of
Buckaroo Banzai.
Other technology readings include an article about a machine that
allows a person to talk to the dead, which might parallel some of
the attempts to communicate with a deceased Penny Priddy.
According to a report from the National Examiner, this device has
‘confirmed’ that the dead move among us and that Lenin, Stalin and
Hitler exist in the afterlife. Perhaps this would form the seed
for a future adventure of Buckaroo Banzai.
In the early ‘80’s a new breed of individual emerged, the computer
hacker. As described in two lengthy articles on hackers, the
original term applied to individuals who were simply “passionate
devotees of the computer who prefer beating, crashing and
perfecting the system to meals, sleep, dating or good grades.”
With a definitive list of definitions for words like Bug, Crash,
Crock, Crufty, Frobnicate, Hairy, Moby, POM, Real World, User,
Luser, and Wizard; the information from these clippings formed the
backdrop for Team Banzai’s hacking into the YoYoDyne network, with
the help of Team Banzai’s resident computer expert, Billy Travers.
Being “in the know”, makes the threat of some “computer whiz kid”
even more real.
Odd News
- Memorial Service Set for Physicist
- Hungry Super-Termite Discovered in Florida
- Two Die in Explosion of ‘Dream’ Invention
- The Devil Himself and His Flowers of Evil
- Fireman Hands it to His Toe—Transplanted as Thumb
- Soviet Deserter Hides 30 Years in Pigpen
- U-2 Planes to Probe Mysterious Cloud
- Mystery Cloud Circles Earth: Stratospheric Puzzle Sighted
11 Miles Up
Throughout the collected readings are seemingly random and diverse
news stories, any of which might fit within the footnotes of The
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. For example, a prominent
theoretical physicist who was of Japanese/American heritage was
found dead in an apartment while in Geneva. Although ruled a
natural death, someone has scrawled, “Unlikely! Shan’s work?
Yellow Jessamine poisoning?”(Multiple references to “Shan” show an
early version of Hanoi “Xan’s” name) on the side of the article.
The details are reminiscent of the death of Penny Priddy.
Other stories include the discovery of a ‘super-termite’ that can
eat a house in 6 months, a Soviet defector who hid from the
government for over 30 years, and a mysterious cloud that has
encircled the earth and is being probed by U-2 planes. All these
might have formed sub-plots in the Banzai movie if more sub-plots
had been needed.
In Rockford, Illinois, a news article tells of two men died in an
explosion of a ‘dream invention’ involving perpetual motion.
Within the margin of the newspaper, a handwritten note asks, “A
primitive gravity catapult? Perhaps discuss with Hikita Monday.”
In a profile story, the tale of Chang Chi-fu (Chang Chi-fu
belonged to the Shan ethnicity. Coincidence?), the world’s
biggest heroin trafficker is discussed. Living in the ‘Golden
Triangle,’ a vast impenetrable region of Southeast Asia, Chang
rules his empire with a personal army of 5,000 well-equipped and
well-trained soldiers, many armed with American-made M-16
carbines. Sounding much like a real-life version of Hanoi Xan
himself, the article declares Chang to be ‘the most evil man on
earth’ because of his ruthless tactics to force peasants to grow
the opium that feeds his heroin drug cartel.
For What It’s Worth
Included in the sample of readings is neatly clipped extraction
from the Alaska Administrative Code (AS17.20.180) that defines the
classes of shippers of shellfish for state regulation. For those
that are interested, the classes include: reshippers, repackers,
shell-stock shippers and shucker-packers.
An astute reader of the collected readings might be prompted to
ask, “What is the ‘Classes of Shippers’ law code doing there?”
To which Mrs. Johnson might retort, “I’ll tell you later.”
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